Colômbia, Cali
A primeira vez que a mulher tiver relações com seu marido, a mãe dela deve estar no quarto para testemunhar o ato.
França
Entre as 8 da manhã e as 8 da tarde 70% das músicas tem de ser de artistas franceses.
É proibido beijar alguém no metrô.
É proibido baptizar um porco com o nome de Napoleão.
É proibido fotografar policiais e suas viaturas inclusive quando saiam em segundo plano.
Alemanha
Uma almofada pode ser considerada como uma arma passiva.
É proibido andar de máscaras pela rua.
Em qualquer escritório há de se poder ver pelo menos parte do céu.
Dinamarca
Tentar escapar da prisão não é ilegal, no entanto, se for pego terá que cumprir o resto da condenação.
Ninguém pode pôr em movimento seu veículo se há alguém em baixo dele.
Os restaurantes não poderão cobrar pela água a não ser que não esteja acompanhada com algo mais, como gelo ou uma fatia de limão.
Suécia
A prostituição é ilegal, usar o serviço de prostituição não é.
É proibido repintar tua casa sem uma licença do governo.
Suíça
Se você deixar as chaves dentro do carro com a porta destravada, será multado.
Noruega
É proibido a castrar cães ou gatos, assim como a qualquer outra espécie, inclusive homens.
As bebidas que contenham mais de 4,75% de álcool não podem ser vendidas nas eleições.
Finlândia
Os taxistas devem pagar direitos autoriais se colocam música em seu carro quando transportam clientes.
Inglaterra
A lei autoriza às vendedoras a fazer topless em Liverpool, mas somente em lojas de peixes tropicais.
É ilegal pendurar roupa de cama na janela.
É proibido pescar salmão nos domingos.
Irlanda
Se você está em Cork, e vê um escocês, ainda é legal mira-lo com arco e flecha, excepto nos Domingos.
Canadá
É ilegal tirar o curativo em público.
Em Alberta, se você esteve preso e foi liberado, tem direito a pedir um arma carregada e um cavalo para sair da cidade.
Em Ottawa a lei proíbe chupar picolé no domingo atrás do Banco.
É proibido tentar aprender bruxaria.
México
É proibido queimar bonecas.
Bolívia, Santa Cruz
É ilegal para um homem ter relações com uma mulher e sua filha ao mesmo tempo.
EUA, Alabama
É proibido jogar dominó no domingo.
É ilegal usar bigode postiço que cause risos na igreja.
Colocar sal nas linhas ferroviárias pode ser castigado com a pena de morte.
Os homens não podem cuspir diante das mulheres.
É proibido vender amendoim após o entardecer das quartas-feiras em Lee Country.
EUA, Nova York
É proibido passear com um sorvete de casquinha na bolsa nos domingos.
As mulheres poderão praticar o topless em público desde que não seja com fins lucrativos.
Greene, Nova York
É ilegal comer amendoins e andar para atrás pelas ruas quando há um concerto.
Kentucky
Cada pessoa deve tomar banho ao menos uma vez ao ano.
Nenhuma mulher dever aparecer em traje de banho em nenhum aeroporto deste Estado a não ser que seja escoltada por dois policiais ou esteja armada com um cassete. As disposições deste decreto não serão aplicadas a mulheres que pesem menos de 90 libras (aprox. 40kg.) ou mais de 200 libras (aprox. 90 kg.), nem serão aplicadas a éguas.
Lexington, Kentucky
É ilegal carregar sorvetes de casquinha na bolsa.
Atlanta
É proibido amarrar uma girafa a um poste de luz.
Chicago
É proibido comer num lugar que esteja pegando fogo.
Columbia, Pensilvânia
É proibido que um instrutor faça cócegas no aluno de auto escola para chamar sua atenção.
É proibido estourar balões na rua.
É proibido cantar no chuveiro.
Não se pode segurar um peixe por outra parte que não seja a boca.
É proibido dormir num congelador.
É proibido caminhar de costas comendo amendoins em frente ao Barnstormers Auditorium.
Carolina do Norte
Brigas entre cães e gatos são proibidas por decreto em Barber.
É proibido usar elefantes para arar os campos de algodão.
A única posição permitida é o papai-e-mamãe e com as cortinas fechadas.
Se um homem e uma mulher que não são casados se registaram num hotel como casal, segundo as leis do estado, passam oficialmente a estarem casados a partir desse momento.
É ilegal praticar sexo no pátio da igreja.
O sexo oral é considerado um crime contra a natureza.
Corning, Iowa
É considerado um delito que um homem peça a uma mulher que entre em seu carro.
Idaho
É ilegal que um homem presenteie a sua amada uma caixa de bombons que pese menos de 50 libras (aprox. 23 kg).
Blythe, Califórnia
Uma pessoa deve possuir ao menos duas vacas para poder usar botas de cowboy em público.
Devon, Connecticut
É ilegal andar para trás depois do pôr do sol.
Memphis, Tennesee
É ilegal que uma mulher dirija um carro a não ser que tenha um homem correndo à frente dela agitando uma bandeira vermelha para avisar aos motoristas e transeuntes que se aproximam.
Pocataligo, Georgia
É delito que uma mulher de mais de 200 libras (aprox. 90 kg.), de short curto viaje ou pilote um avião.
Pocatello, Idaho
Uma lei que remonta a 1912 decreta que "é proibido levar armas ocultas, a não ser que sejam exibidas".
Seattle
É ilegal carregar uma arma oculta que meça mas de seis pés (aprox, 1,8 metros) de comprimento. !)
É proibido a entrada de monstros nos limites urbanos.
Tulsa, Oklahoma
É contra a lei abrir uma garrafa de soda sem a supervisão de um engenheiro graduado.
É ilegal que o dono de um bar permita que alguém finja ter sexo com um búfalo.
Os cães devem ter uma permissão assinada pelo prefeito para reunir-se em grupos de três ou mais numa propriedade privada (tomara que eles se lembrem de ir pedir.)
É ilegal pôr uma pessoa hipnotizada numa vitrine.
Jonesboro, Georgia
É ilegal dizer "Oh, Boy".
Texas
Proibido possuir um alicate.
New Hampshire
Proibido bater os pés ou mover a cabeça ou de qualquer forma seguir o ritmo da música numa taberna, restaurante ou cafetaria.
Massachusetts
Os cães devem ter as patas traseiras amarradas durante o mês de abril.
Maryland
Os preservativos podem ser vendidos em máquinas somente em lugares onde são vendidas bebidas alcoólicas para consumo no local.
Rhode Island
É vedada a venda de pasta de dentes e escova de dentes ao mesmo cliente nos domingos.
Oregon
É ilegal sussurrar besteiras ao amante durante o acto sexual.
É proibido assobiar em baixo d”água.
Ohio
É ilegal colocar um peixe dentro de uma camisinha.
Ninguém pode ser preso em 4 de julho e nem no domingo.
As mulheres não podem usar sapatos de couro que permita aos homens ver as suas roupas íntimas através do reflexo.
É proibido dar mais de 100 voltas na cidade.
China, Hong Kong
Uma mulher enganada pode legalmente matar seu marido adúltero, mas deve faze-lo só com suas mãos. Em contrapartida, a mulher adúltera pode ser morta de qualquer maneira por seu marido.
É ilegal inscrever-se na Universidade, a não ser que você seja inteligente.
Tailândia
Se pegam você atirando uma chiclete no chão recebe uma multa de 600 dólares e se não pode pagar será preso.
Camboja
É proibido o uso de pistolas de água para as celebrações de passagem de ano. Mas em outras datas comemorativas não tem problema.
Guam
Há homens em Guam cujo único emprego, bem pago diga-se de passagem, é viajar pelo pais para deflorar virgens. A razão é que pelas leis de Guam, é proibido que as virgens se casem.
Colombia, Cali
The first time a woman has sex with her husband, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
France
Between 8 am and 8 pm 70% of the music has to be of French artists.
It is forbidden to kiss someone on the subway.
It is forbidden to baptize a pig named Napoleon.
It is forbidden to shoot cops and their cars even when they went out in the background.
Germany
A cushion can be considered as a passive weapon.
It is forbidden to walk down the street masks.
In any office there to see at least part of the sky.
Denmark
Trying to escape from prison is not illegal, however, if caught will have to serve the remainder of the sentence.
Nobody can put in motion your vehicle if anyone under him.
The restaurants may not charge for water unless it is not accompanied with something else, like ice or a slice of lemon.
Sweden
Prostitution is illegal to use the service of prostitution is not.
Repaint your house is prohibited without a government license.
Switzerland
If you leave the keys in the car with the door unlocked, you will be fined.
Norway
It is forbidden to castrate dogs or cats, as well as any other species, including man.
Beverages containing more than 4.75% alcohol can not be sold in the elections.
Finland
Taxi drivers must pay royalties to put music in your car when transporting clients.
England
The law allows the sellers to do topless in Liverpool, but only in tropical fish stores.
It is illegal to hang clothes in the window bed. It is prohibited to fish for salmon on Sunday.
Ireland
If you're in Cork, and sees a Scotsman, although it is legal crosshairs with bow and arrow except on Sundays.
Canada It is illegal to remove the dressing in public.
In Alberta, if you have been arrested and was released, is entitled to ask a loaded gun and a horse out of town.
In Ottawa the law prohibits sucking popsicle in Sunday afternoon's Bank.
It is forbidden to learn witchcraft.
Mexico
It is prohibited to burn dolls.
Bolivia, Santa Cruz
It is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
USA, Alabama
It is forbidden to play dominoes on Sunday. It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on the railway lines can be punished with the death penalty.
Men may not spit in front of women.
It is prohibited to sell peanuts after sundown on Wednesdays in Lee County.
USA, New York
It is forbidden to walk with an ice cream cone on the stock market on Sundays. Women may enjoy the topless in public unless it is for profit. Greene, New York
It is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards through the streets when there's a concert.
Kentucky
Each person should bathe at least once a year.
No woman should appear in swimsuits in this State to any airport unless escorted by two police officers and is armed with a truncheon. The provisions of this decree shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds (about 40kg.) Or more than 200 pounds (approx. 90 kg.), Or be applied to mares.
Lexington, Kentucky
It is illegal to carry ice cream cone in her purse.
Atlanta
It is forbidden to tie a giraffe to a lamppost.
Chicago
It is forbidden to eat in a place that is on fire.
Columbia, Pennsylvania
It is forbidden for a tickle in the student instructor to driving school to get his attention.
It is forbidden to pop balloons on the street.
It is forbidden to sing in the shower. You can not hold a fish by a party other than the mouth. It is forbidden to sleep in a freezer.
It is forbidden to walk on his back eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium.
North Carolina
Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by decree in Barber.
It is forbidden to use elephants to plow cotton fields.
The only position allowed is daddy and mommy-and-with the curtains closed.
If a man and a woman who are not married to a hotel register as a couple, according to state laws, are officially to be married from that moment.
It is illegal to have sex in the churchyard.
Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
Corning, Iowa
It is considered a crime that a man ask a woman who went into his car.
Idaho
It is illegal for a man gift your sweetheart a box of chocolates that weighs less than 50 pounds (approx. 23 kg).
Blythe, California
A person must have at least two cows to be able to wear cowboy boots in public.
Devon, Connecticut
It is illegal to walk backwards after sunset.
Memphis, Tenn.
It is illegal for a woman drive a car unless you have a man running in front of it waving a red flag to warn motorists and pedestrians approaching.
Pocataligo, Georgia
It is an offense that woman over 200 pounds (approx. 90 kg.), Short short travel or pilot a plane.
Pocatello, Idaho
A law dating back to 1912 decrees that "it is forbidden to carry concealed weapons, unless they are displayed.
Seattle
It is illegal to carry a concealed weapon but that measures six feet (approx, 1.8 meters) long. !)
It prohibited the entry of monsters in the city limits.
Tulsa, Oklahoma
It is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of an engineer.
It is unlawful for the owner of a bar permit anyone to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor to meet in groups of three or more on private property (hopefully they remember to go and ask.)
It is illegal to put a hypnotized person in a shop window.
Jonesboro, Georgia
It is illegal to say "Oh Boy".
Texas
Forbidden to possess a pair of pliers.
New Hampshire Forbidden to beat your feet or move your head or otherwise follow the rhythm of the music in a tavern, restaurant or cafeteria.
Massachusetts
Dogs must have their hind legs tied during the month of April.
Maryland Condoms can only be sold in machines in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.
Rhode Island
You may not sell toothpaste and toothbrush to the same customer on Sundays.
Oregon
It is illegal to whisper nonsense lover during the act.
It is forbidden to whistle under d water.
Ohio
It is illegal to put a fish inside a condom.
Nobody can be arrested on July 4 and not on Sunday.
Women can not wear leather shoes that allow men to see your underwear through reflection.
It is forbidden to give more than 100 laps in the city.
China, Hong Kong
A woman can legally wrong to kill her adulterous husband, but must do so only with your hands. In contrast, the adulterous woman may be killed in any way by her husband.
It is illegal to enroll in university, unless you're smart.
Thailand
If you catch a throwing gum on the floor gets a fine of $ 600 and can not pay will be arrested.
Cambodia
The use of squirt guns for the celebrations of New Year. But on other holidays no problem.
Guam
There are men in Guam whose sole job, paid well tell by the way, is to travel the country to deflower virgins. The reason is that under Guam law, it is forbidden for virgins to marry.
The first time a woman has sex with her husband, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
France
Between 8 am and 8 pm 70% of the music has to be of French artists.
It is forbidden to kiss someone on the subway.
It is forbidden to baptize a pig named Napoleon.
It is forbidden to shoot cops and their cars even when they went out in the background.
Germany
A cushion can be considered as a passive weapon.
It is forbidden to walk down the street masks.
In any office there to see at least part of the sky.
Denmark
Trying to escape from prison is not illegal, however, if caught will have to serve the remainder of the sentence.
Nobody can put in motion your vehicle if anyone under him.
The restaurants may not charge for water unless it is not accompanied with something else, like ice or a slice of lemon.
Sweden
Prostitution is illegal to use the service of prostitution is not.
Repaint your house is prohibited without a government license.
Switzerland
If you leave the keys in the car with the door unlocked, you will be fined.
Norway
It is forbidden to castrate dogs or cats, as well as any other species, including man.
Beverages containing more than 4.75% alcohol can not be sold in the elections.
Finland
Taxi drivers must pay royalties to put music in your car when transporting clients.
England
The law allows the sellers to do topless in Liverpool, but only in tropical fish stores.
It is illegal to hang clothes in the window bed. It is prohibited to fish for salmon on Sunday.
Ireland
If you're in Cork, and sees a Scotsman, although it is legal crosshairs with bow and arrow except on Sundays.
Canada It is illegal to remove the dressing in public.
In Alberta, if you have been arrested and was released, is entitled to ask a loaded gun and a horse out of town.
In Ottawa the law prohibits sucking popsicle in Sunday afternoon's Bank.
It is forbidden to learn witchcraft.
Mexico
It is prohibited to burn dolls.
Bolivia, Santa Cruz
It is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
USA, Alabama
It is forbidden to play dominoes on Sunday. It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on the railway lines can be punished with the death penalty.
Men may not spit in front of women.
It is prohibited to sell peanuts after sundown on Wednesdays in Lee County.
USA, New York
It is forbidden to walk with an ice cream cone on the stock market on Sundays. Women may enjoy the topless in public unless it is for profit. Greene, New York
It is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards through the streets when there's a concert.
Kentucky
Each person should bathe at least once a year.
No woman should appear in swimsuits in this State to any airport unless escorted by two police officers and is armed with a truncheon. The provisions of this decree shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds (about 40kg.) Or more than 200 pounds (approx. 90 kg.), Or be applied to mares.
Lexington, Kentucky
It is illegal to carry ice cream cone in her purse.
Atlanta
It is forbidden to tie a giraffe to a lamppost.
Chicago
It is forbidden to eat in a place that is on fire.
Columbia, Pennsylvania
It is forbidden for a tickle in the student instructor to driving school to get his attention.
It is forbidden to pop balloons on the street.
It is forbidden to sing in the shower. You can not hold a fish by a party other than the mouth. It is forbidden to sleep in a freezer.
It is forbidden to walk on his back eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium.
North Carolina
Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by decree in Barber.
It is forbidden to use elephants to plow cotton fields.
The only position allowed is daddy and mommy-and-with the curtains closed.
If a man and a woman who are not married to a hotel register as a couple, according to state laws, are officially to be married from that moment.
It is illegal to have sex in the churchyard.
Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
Corning, Iowa
It is considered a crime that a man ask a woman who went into his car.
Idaho
It is illegal for a man gift your sweetheart a box of chocolates that weighs less than 50 pounds (approx. 23 kg).
Blythe, California
A person must have at least two cows to be able to wear cowboy boots in public.
Devon, Connecticut
It is illegal to walk backwards after sunset.
Memphis, Tenn.
It is illegal for a woman drive a car unless you have a man running in front of it waving a red flag to warn motorists and pedestrians approaching.
Pocataligo, Georgia
It is an offense that woman over 200 pounds (approx. 90 kg.), Short short travel or pilot a plane.
Pocatello, Idaho
A law dating back to 1912 decrees that "it is forbidden to carry concealed weapons, unless they are displayed.
Seattle
It is illegal to carry a concealed weapon but that measures six feet (approx, 1.8 meters) long. !)
It prohibited the entry of monsters in the city limits.
Tulsa, Oklahoma
It is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of an engineer.
It is unlawful for the owner of a bar permit anyone to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor to meet in groups of three or more on private property (hopefully they remember to go and ask.)
It is illegal to put a hypnotized person in a shop window.
Jonesboro, Georgia
It is illegal to say "Oh Boy".
Texas
Forbidden to possess a pair of pliers.
New Hampshire Forbidden to beat your feet or move your head or otherwise follow the rhythm of the music in a tavern, restaurant or cafeteria.
Massachusetts
Dogs must have their hind legs tied during the month of April.
Maryland Condoms can only be sold in machines in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.
Rhode Island
You may not sell toothpaste and toothbrush to the same customer on Sundays.
Oregon
It is illegal to whisper nonsense lover during the act.
It is forbidden to whistle under d water.
Ohio
It is illegal to put a fish inside a condom.
Nobody can be arrested on July 4 and not on Sunday.
Women can not wear leather shoes that allow men to see your underwear through reflection.
It is forbidden to give more than 100 laps in the city.
China, Hong Kong
A woman can legally wrong to kill her adulterous husband, but must do so only with your hands. In contrast, the adulterous woman may be killed in any way by her husband.
It is illegal to enroll in university, unless you're smart.
Thailand
If you catch a throwing gum on the floor gets a fine of $ 600 and can not pay will be arrested.
Cambodia
The use of squirt guns for the celebrations of New Year. But on other holidays no problem.
Guam
There are men in Guam whose sole job, paid well tell by the way, is to travel the country to deflower virgins. The reason is that under Guam law, it is forbidden for virgins to marry.
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Já tinha lido qq coisa sobre isso.
Já na altura estranhei Portugal não entrar. Deve ter sido falta de espaço...
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