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domingo, 31 de julho de 2011
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policia e a loira / police and the blonde
GNR - A senhora vai com pressa???
loira – Ah, não se pode ir depressa??
GNR – Não. Posso ver a sua carta de condução?
loira – Que carta??
GNR – Deve estar na sua carteira, explica o guarda.
A loira leva alguns minutos e finalmente encontra-a.
GNR - Os documentos do carro, por favor.
loira – O carro tem documentos?
GNR – Normalmente estão no porta-luvas
Ela abre o porta luvas, encontra os documentos e entrega-os ao guarda.
GNR – Eu volto num minuto. O guarda afasta-se um pouco e vai até ao carro e liga para a central.
GNR – estou sargento ; uma loira aqui, burra como tudo, estava conduzir a mais de 160 Km/h.
Sargento – Uma loira maravilhosa num BMW vermelho??
GNR – Essa mesmo.
Sargento – És um sortudo. Vai até lá, devolve os documentos dela e tira o”coiso” para fora.
GNR – Como??????????
Sargento – Vai por mim, faz o que eu te digo e não te vais arrepender !!!!!
O guarda volta ao carro, devolve os documentos abre a braguilha e tira o “coiso” para fora.
A loira olha e exclama:
– Oh não! Outra vez o teste do balão!
GNR - You're going in a hurry??
blonde - Oh, you can not go fast?
GNR - No. Can I see your license?
blonde - What letter?
GNR - should be in your wallet, says the guard.
The blonde takes a few minutes and finally found it.
GNR - Registration papers, please.
blonde - The car has documents?
GNR - are usually in the glove compartment
She opens the glove box, find the documents and delivers them to the guard.
GNR - I'll be back in a minute. The guard moves away a bit and goes to the car and call the center.
GNR - I sergeant; A blonde here, dumb as it was driving over 160 km / h.
Sergeant - A beautiful blonde in a red BMW?
GNR - That's the one.
Sergeant - You're lucky. Go there, it returns the documents and makes the "dick" out.
GNR - How ??????????
Sergeant - Take it from me, do what I say and do not regret going !!!!!
The guard back to the car, returns the document opens his fly and takes away the "dick" out.
The blonde looks and says:
- Oh no! Again the test balloon!
blonde - Oh, you can not go fast?
GNR - No. Can I see your license?
blonde - What letter?
GNR - should be in your wallet, says the guard.
The blonde takes a few minutes and finally found it.
GNR - Registration papers, please.
blonde - The car has documents?
GNR - are usually in the glove compartment
She opens the glove box, find the documents and delivers them to the guard.
GNR - I'll be back in a minute. The guard moves away a bit and goes to the car and call the center.
GNR - I sergeant; A blonde here, dumb as it was driving over 160 km / h.
Sergeant - A beautiful blonde in a red BMW?
GNR - That's the one.
Sergeant - You're lucky. Go there, it returns the documents and makes the "dick" out.
GNR - How ??????????
Sergeant - Take it from me, do what I say and do not regret going !!!!!
The guard back to the car, returns the document opens his fly and takes away the "dick" out.
The blonde looks and says:
- Oh no! Again the test balloon!
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