Você já se perguntou por que o Tiranossauros-Rex eram os mais bravos dinossauros a caminhar pela Terra?
Provavelmente não.
Mas a gente explica mesmo assim, com um pouco de conhecimentos de paleontologia que eu tenho eu desenvolvi essa tese:
Bem, Eles eram bravos pelo stress constante que era viver no mundo daquela época, as taxas de desemprego eram enormes (por volta de 100%), e para poder sobreviver todos tinham que ir atrás de sua própria comida.
Outro factor que aumentava o nível de stress dos adoráveis reptilzinhos era que a maioria deles não tinham tanto sucesso na vida amorosa, acabando por se sentirem sozinhos.
E você sabe qual a alternativa para as pessoas aliviarem seu stressquando se sentem sozinhas não é? Isso mesmo, a masturbação.
Pois bem, para nossos queridos amigos isso não era algo tão fácil de se fazer, por características físicas peculiares que lhes eram comum. como vemos na imagem a seguir. O comprimento do Braço "y" é menor que a distância entre a mão e o órgão genital "x".
Sem poder alcançar o pipi para bater uma os Tiranossauros acabavam acumulando stress e ficando cada vez mais irritados e bravos com situações triviais. Por Isso crianças quando vemos um dinossauro muito bravo em um filme não podemos julga-lo. E sim compreende-lo, trata-lo com carinho e acima de tudo, respeitar as suas deficiências. Pois afinal de contas, todos somos diferentes.
Ever wonder why the Tyrannosaurus Rex was the bravest dinosaurs to walk the Earth?
Probably not.But we nevertheless explains with a little knowledge of paleontology that I have I developed this teory:Well, they were angry by the constant stress that he was living in the world at that time, unemployment rates were huge (around 100%), in order to survive and everyone had to go after their own food.
Another factor that increased the stress level of small reptiles adorable was that most of them did not have much success in love life, ending up feeling alone.
And you know what is the alternative for people to relieve their stress when not feel alone? Yes, masturbation.
Well, for our dear friends this was not something so easy to do, by physical characteristics peculiar to them were common. as we see in the picture below. The length of the arm "y" is smaller than the distance between the hand and genital organ "x"
Another factor that increased the stress level of small reptiles adorable was that most of them did not have much success in love life, ending up feeling alone.
And you know what is the alternative for people to relieve their stress when not feel alone? Yes, masturbation.
Well, for our dear friends this was not something so easy to do, by physical characteristics peculiar to them were common. as we see in the picture below. The length of the arm "y" is smaller than the distance between the hand and genital organ "x"
Without being able to reach the sex hitting the Tyrannosaurus an accumulating stress and ended up getting more irritated and angry at trivial situations. That when we see children for a very brave dinosaur in a movie we can not judge it. And yes we understand it, treat it with care and above all, respect their weaknesses. For after all, everyone is different
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