*O INGLÊS, O AMERICANO E O PORTUGUÊS .*- Diz o inglês:
Tivemos um fulano que foi atropelado e a única coisa intacta que
tínhamos era o seu dedo mindinho. Pois, a nossa equipa conseguiu, pelo
DNA refazer a mão, um novo braço, um novo corpo!
O paciente ficou tão capacitado que ao ter alta, tirou o emprego de
5 pessoas!
- Isso não é nada! - Diz o americano:
Nós tivemos o caso de um operário que caiu no reactor atómico de
uma central nuclear!
A única coisa que sobrou dele foi um cabelo. Pois pelo DNA dele
conseguimos reconstituir
completamente todo o seu corpo. Depois de ter alta, esse paciente
mostrou-se tão eficiente que 50 pessoas perderam o emprego!
> O português pede a palavra:
- O caso que vou contar é muito mais interessante:
Um dia em que eu estava a andar pelo hospital senti o cheiro de um peido.
Imediatamente, eu capturei-o num saco que levei até ao laboratório.
Chamei a minha equipa e começámos a trabalhar.
Primeiro, a partir do peido, fizemos um ânus, em seguida
Um dia em que eu estava a andar pelo hospital senti o cheiro de um peido.
Imediatamente, eu capturei-o num saco que levei até ao laboratório.
Chamei a minha equipa e começámos a trabalhar.
Primeiro, a partir do peido, fizemos um ânus, em seguida
reconstituímos o intestino, e depois, pouco a
pouco, todo o corpo e por fim o cérebro.
O projecto desta criatura foi chamado "José Sócrates" e está a ter um
desempenho tão fantástico que 500.000 pessoas já perderam o
emprego!!!
* ENGLISH, AMERICAN AND THE PORTUGUESE .*
- the English says:
We had a guy who was hit and the only thing that intact
had was his little finger. Well, our team managed by
DNA redo the hand, a new arm, a new body!
The patient was so high that having qualified, took the job
5 people!
- That's nothing! - Says the AMERICAN.:
We had a case of a worker who fell into the atomic reactor
a nuclear power plant!
The only thing left of him was a hair. For by his DNA
we can reconstruct
through your entire body. After being discharged, this patient
proved so efficient that 50 people lost their jobs!
> The Portuguese Says:
- The case I have to tell is far more interesting:
One day I was walking by the hospital smelled a fart.
Immediately, I captured it in a bag that I brought to the laboratory.
I called my team and started working.
First, from the fart, made an anus, then
reconstitute the gut, and then little by
little, the whole body and finally the brain.
The design of this creature was called "Jose Socrates' and
- the English says:
We had a guy who was hit and the only thing that intact
had was his little finger. Well, our team managed by
DNA redo the hand, a new arm, a new body!
The patient was so high that having qualified, took the job
5 people!
- That's nothing! - Says the AMERICAN.:
We had a case of a worker who fell into the atomic reactor
a nuclear power plant!
The only thing left of him was a hair. For by his DNA
we can reconstruct
through your entire body. After being discharged, this patient
proved so efficient that 50 people lost their jobs!
> The Portuguese Says:
- The case I have to tell is far more interesting:
One day I was walking by the hospital smelled a fart.
Immediately, I captured it in a bag that I brought to the laboratory.
I called my team and started working.
First, from the fart, made an anus, then
reconstitute the gut, and then little by
little, the whole body and finally the brain.
The design of this creature was called "Jose Socrates' and
is having a fantastic performance as 500,000 people have lost their
jobs!!!
jobs!!!
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