cavalo de cachaceiro 2 / horse of drunk 2

nini tanque guerra puxa jeep / Model Tank Pulls Jeep

Jorian Ponomareff - World Training

Best Fails Of November Week 1

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Jorian Ponomareff – Drift

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Gym Class Heroes: Stereo Hearts ft. Adam Levine [OFFICIAL VIDEO] with LYRICS

LYRICS:
My heart's a stereo
It beats for you, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every no-o-o-te
Make me your radio
And turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo

Gym Class Heroes baby!
If I was just another dusty record on the shelf
Would you blow me off and play me like everybody else?
If I asked you to scratch my back, could you manage that?
Like yea [scratched], check it Travie, I can handle that
Furthermore, I apologize for any skipping tracks
It's just the last girl that played me left a couple cracks
I used to used to used to, now I'm over that
'Cause holding grudges over love is ancient artifacts

If I could only find a note to make you understand
I'd sing it softly in your ear and grab you by the hand
Just keep it stuck inside your head, like your favorite tune
And know my heart's a stereo that only plays for you

My heart's a stereo
It beats for you, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every no-o-o-te
Make me your radio
And turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo

Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh to sing along to my stereo

Let's go!
If I was an old-school fifty pound boombox (remember them?)
Would you hold me on your shoulder wherever you walk
Would you turn my volume up in front of the cops (turn it up)
And crank it higher everytime they told you to stop
And all I ask is that you don't get mad at me
When you have to purchase mad D batteries
Appreciate every mixtape your friends make
You never know we come and go like on the interstate

I think I finally found a note to make you understand
If you can hit it, sing along and take me by the hand
Just keep me stuck inside your head, like your favorite tune
You know my heart's a stereo that only plays for you

My heart's a stereo
It beats for you, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every no-o-o-te
Make me your radio
Turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo

Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh to sing along to my stereo

I only pray you'll never leave me behind (never leave me)
Because good music can be so hard to find (so hard to find)
I take your hand and hold it closer to mine
Thought love was dead, but now you're changing my mind

My heart's a stereo
It beats for you, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every no-o-o-te
Make me your radio
Turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo

Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh (Gym Class Heroes baby!) to sing along to my stereo


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i love ketchup.....

O que os rapazes pensam Durante o Sexo? / What the boys think during sex?

Para os homens, é praticamente impossível fazer com que nós, revelemos a  parceira, os nossos mais pervertidos pensamentos. Por mais que sua parceira, diga que aceita ouvir de tudo, é claro que não vamos correr o risco, de fazer com que sua namorada ou esposa, fique brava ou decepcionada, pois infelizmente quem acaba sofrendo com as terríveis consequências (acredite, não são nada boas) somos nós.

Mas, como algumas mulheres tem curiosidade em saber, o que nós pensamos na hora H, resolvi quebrar o silêncio e contar algumas coisas que eu aposto que 90% dos homens irão concordar!

1. Agradar: Uma das coisas que preocupa muito os homens antes de se relacionar, é saber se vai agradar ou não a sua parceira. Isso começa desde o início, ou seja, na escolha da camisinha e até mesmo no perfume que irá usar.

2. Outra garota: Geralmente quando você está solteiro e não está fazendo sexo com aquela garota que deseja, você insiste em pensar em outras garotas. É meio impossível de controlar isso e apesar de não ser muito agradável, isso acaba te deixando muito mais motivado.

3. Não falhar: Regra principal na cabeça de um homem. Não falhar! Apesar de ser um pouco difícil em homens que já tiveram mais de uma relação sexual, isso infelizmente, pode vir a acontecer e te deixar em uma situação um tanto quanto, constrangedora.

4. Satisfazer a parceira: Apesar de muitos serem ignorantes e pensarem somente no seu prazer, muitos homens se preocupam sim, se vão ou não deixar suas parceiras satisfeitas. Afinal, muitas não são diferentes dos homens e também tem as suas "conversas de amiga".

5. Realizar os fetiches: Homens sempre tem seus fetiches, alguns bem extravagantes para falar a verdade, mas sempre passa em sua cabeça, a vontade de realiza-los.

6. Novas posições: É sempre bom, tentar várias posições, afinal sempre tem aquelas que te satisfazem mais, porém nem sempre isso será possível, afinal existem algumas mulheres que tem um certo "preconceito" com determinadas posições.

7. A cerveja: Por último e nem menos importante, um homem sempre pensa em tomar aquela cerveja gelada depois do sexo. Afinal, não há nada melhor do que cerveja, mulher e futebol, não é mesmo?



 

For men, it is virtually impossible to get us shows your partner, our most perverted thoughts. As much as your partner, hear tell that accepts all, it is clear that we will not take the risk, to make your girlfriend or wife, be angry or disappointed, but unfortunately one who ends up suffering the terrible consequences (believe me, are not not good) we are.
But, as some women are curious to know, what we think at the last minute, I decided to break the silence and say a few things that I bet 90% of men will agree!
 

1. delight: One thing that greatly concerns relate to men before, is whether or not going to please your partner. It starts from the beginning, ie, the choice of condoms and even the perfume you will use. 

2. Another girl: Usually when you are single and not having sex with the girl you want, you insist on thinking of other girls. It's kind of impossible to control it and despite not being very nice, it ends up leaving you more motivated. 

3. Do not miss: Main rule at the head of a man. Do not fail! Despite being a little hard on men who have had more than one sexual relationship, that unfortunately, can happen and leave you in a situation somewhat, embarrassing. 

4. Satisfy a partner: Although many are ignorant and think only on your pleasure, but many men are concerned, whether or not to leave your partner satisfied. After all, many are no different from men and also has his "friends conversations ." 

5. Perform with  fetishes: Men always have their fetishes, some very extravagant to say the truth, but always passes on his head, the will to perform them.  

6. New positions: It is always good, try various positions, after all those that you always have more satisfying, but it is not always possible, after all there are some women who have a certain "bias" in certain positions. 

7. Beer: Last but not least, a man always think of taking that cold beer after sex. After all, there's nothing better than beer, women and football, is not it?  

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